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This is cute

An extremely modest man was in the hospital for a series of tests, the last of which had left his bodily systems extremely upset.

Upon making several false alarm trips to the bathroom, he decided the latest episode was another and stayed put. He suddenly filled his bed with diarrhea and was embarrassed beyond his ability to remain rational.

In a complete loss of composure he jumped out of bed, gathered up the bed sheets, and threw them out the hospital window.

A drunk was walking by the hospital when the sheets landed on him. He started yelling, cursing, and swinging his arms violently trying to get the unknown things off, and ended up with the soiled sheets in a tangled pile at his feet.

As the drunk stood there, unsteady on his feet, staring down at the sheets, a hospital security guard, (barely containing his (laughter), and who had watched the whole incident, walked up and asked, "What the heck is going on here?"

The drunk, still staring down replied: "I think I just beat the crap out of a ghost."

Belated happy Halloween

She was lost

Its been a while that I haven't update my blog. Well, I have a little story about my 2 1/2 yrs old daughter. I really want to post this story here so that later on I can still remember when it does happen. We were at the store yesterday and good thing its not Walmart its just a small grocery store. My children is used to just go around and around while I'm looking something that I need. Sudden my older child was looking to her sister, she told me that mag is gone. I was panic in a little bit and ask the ladies who work in the store to watch their exit so she wont go out the door. Two ladies are helping me to find my daughter and she was in the other pat of he store crying looking for us. She was really nervous poor kid she get lost. I told her not to go away from me next time we are going to the store. I just feel good that we are not at Walmart you know, It might be takes to long to find her.

Humingi Ako Sa Langit

This is the story of Jane Alcantara (played by Judy Ann Santos), a strong-willed nurse who undergoes family, career, and love challenges in the United States and in the Philippines.

New Filipino soap opera of Judy Ann Santos With Dereck Ramsey. Oh boy! this is good one better watch the trailer though.

I got warning

I was taking my daughter to school this morning and the police was there too. When I went back to my car with my younger daughter the police followed me and checking if I have car sit for my daughter and he warning me that the children must be in their car seat with seat belt. Oh boy! it was my first time of being warning by the cop, I'm scared now driving with my children that I got a warning. He told me he saw my children at the window and sitting in front seat. They want the children to be safe in case if there is an accident. Well, it is a law that the children must be in their car seat with belt in all the time you travel. If they caught you that the kids is not belt in you pay $1000 and that's a lot of money. I don't think I can pay it though. Anyway I just want to share my experience and remind to all parents that always put your kids on their seat belt.

Bunny and kids

Well this is my children and the bunny, as soon as they wake up in the morning they have to see bunny first then check the food and water if there is no foo and water they ask me if they can give. They love the bunny so much and if I will let them to sleep with the bunny what is what they want to do. One day I caught them they put the bunny in the sink to have her bath and the bunny is so wet and we dry her so good. I don't know If the bunny like what they did but they told me the bunny is soo clean now. Poor bunny she can't rest the kids always bothering her.